Lifestyle · Market Gear
Objects for the tired desk.
Premium desk objects and apparel for people who learned that doing nothing is sometimes the trade.
Build your tired desk — pick from 19 items across desk, apparel, and carry. Each product carries a CHUM quote. Holders get 5% off every renewal.
Bundle kits · curated · save ~10-15%
Bundle kits · curated by mood.
Pre-built combos for common desk archetypes. Bundle price = ~15% off vs individual.
- ~17% off
Daily-visible essentials
Desk Survivor Kit
The four objects you reach for before the first candle.
- Desk Mat$34.99
- Ceramic Mug$24.99
- Trading Journal$34.99
- Sticker Pack$9.99
$85.00$103.00 - ~18% off
For the late-night trader
Gold Session Kit
Hot brew. Mechanical click. Reminder pinned. Stay sleepy.
- Insulated Tumbler$28.99
- Artisan Keycap$58.99
- Metal Keychain$14.99
- Desk Plaque$49.99
$117.00$143.00 - ~20% off
When the candles lie
3AM Terminal Kit
Off-desk hours. Quiet warmth. A tiny shark judging your trades.
- Coach Jacket$89.99
- Heavyweight Hoodie$79.99
- Acrylic Standee$19.99
- Pocket Notebook$14.99
$179.00$224.00 - ~18% off
For the ones who learned to wait
Cooldown Club Kit
Soft cotton. Brim down. Anti-flex by default.
- Oversized Tee$39.99
- Dad Cap$34.99
- Crew Socks$18.99
- Enamel Pin$11.99
$85.00$104.00 - ~18% off
For the off-desk hours
Carry On Kit
Padded for the inevitable drop. Yours to carry.
- Canvas Tote$24.99
- Laptop Sleeve$44.99
- Phone Case$29.99
$81.00$99.00
The Desk · ROOM 04 · lifestyle + commerce
Objects for the tired desk.
Wear the cooldown.
Premium desk objects and apparel for traders, builders, students, and people who refresh charts too much. CHUM Market Gear is not merch for hype — it's desk culture for the way you actually work.
Full catalog · 19 items
Every piece, every status.
Desk
Desk Mat
$34.99
Desk
Ceramic Mug
$24.99
Desk
Insulated Tumbler
$28.99
Desk
Trading Journal
$34.99
Desk
Pocket Notebook
$14.99
Desk
Artisan Keycap
$58.99
Desk
Acrylic Standee
$19.99
Desk
Desk Plaque
$49.99
Desk
Sticker Pack
$9.99
Desk
Enamel Pin
$11.99
Desk
Metal Keychain
$14.99
Apparel
Coach Jacket
$89.99
Apparel
Heavyweight Hoodie
$79.99
Apparel
Oversized Tee
$39.99
Apparel
Dad Cap
$34.99
Apparel
Crew Socks
$18.99
Carry
Canvas Tote
$24.99
Carry
Laptop Sleeve
$44.99
Carry
Phone Case
$29.99
Collections · sets that ship together
- Collection 01
Desk Survivor
The daily-visible essentials
- Desk Mat
- Trading Journal
- Sticker Pack
- Enamel Pin
- Collection 02
Gold Session
For the late-night trader
- Ceramic Mug
- Insulated Tumbler
- Artisan Keycap
- Metal Keychain
- Collection 03
3AM Terminal
When the candles lie
- Coach Jacket
- Heavyweight Hoodie
- Acrylic Standee
- Desk Plaque
- Collection 04
Cooldown Club
For the ones who learned to wait
- Oversized Tee
- Dad Cap
- Crew Socks
- Pocket Notebook
- Collection 05
Carry On
For the off-desk hours
- Canvas Tote
- Laptop Sleeve
- Phone Case
StatusPhase 3 — opens after Signals reaches steady state.
5% Founder Pass discount applies to every product at every renewal.
